What helps a great fart is a persons reaction to it, after I blast one the person(s) near you give some sort of comment or or reaction is worth a good laugh. the greatest response usually comes from a SBD (silent but deadly).  this happend a couple of weeks ago mygirlfriend and I were in a small store in the mall.  i was in one area looking at wall clocks, and i let loose what i thought might be a…

i farted all the time in 8th grade english class, that the teacher had enough of my disrupting the class so she made me write "I will conduct myself as a gentleman" 500 times.  i handed the paper in and i continued my quest of disruption. needless to say the disipline did not take.