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when i was a younger, all of the familys when to the same catholic mass on sunday, all of us guys would go up stairs to the balcony where the organist played, and we would have farting contests…Continue
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assblaster posted a blog postSBD
What helps a great fart is a persons reaction to it, after I blast one the person(s) near you give some sort of comment or or reaction is worth a good laugh. the greatest response usually comes from a SBD (silent but deadly). this happend a couple of weeks ago mygirlfriend and I were in a small store in the mall. i was in one area looking at wall clocks, and i let loose what i thought might be a harmless SBD. well, as it turned out it was quite nasty and my girlfriend was comming toward me…See More
assblaster posted a blog postfarting in school
i farted all the time in 8th grade english class, that the teacher had enough of my disrupting the class so she made me write "I will conduct myself as a gentleman" 500 times. i handed the paper in and i continued my quest of disruption. needless to say the disipline did not take.See More
assblaster posted a discussionwhen and where...
when i was a younger, all of the familys when to the same catholic mass on sunday, all of us guys would go up stairs to the balcony where the organist played, and we would have farting contests during the mass. what made the contest special was the fact that the chairs we sat on were the folding metal seats which amplified the sound tremendusly so all bellow can hear them. those were the days!See More
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Posted on November 9, 2011 at 11:44am 0 Comments 0 Likes
What helps a great fart is a persons reaction to it, after I blast one the person(s) near you give some sort of comment or or reaction is worth a good laugh. the greatest response usually comes from a SBD (silent but deadly). this happend a couple of weeks ago mygirlfriend and I were in a small store in the mall. i was in one area looking at wall clocks, and i let loose what i thought might be a…
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Posted on October 5, 2011 at 10:32am 0 Comments 1 Like
i farted all the time in 8th grade english class, that the teacher had enough of my disrupting the class so she made me write "I will conduct myself as a gentleman" 500 times. i handed the paper in and i continued my quest of disruption. needless to say the disipline did not take.
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