Do Cats fart? The Essential Guide to Farts, Farting, and Humor.

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Do Cats fart? The Essential Guide to Farts, Farting, and Humor.

Canoe Not

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker that were wandering in the wilderness were captured by a fierce tribe of warriors. The chief comes over to them and says, "I have bad news and good news for you. It is our custom that anyone captured in our territory is killed. We're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you will be allowed to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman screams, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, the Englishman points it at his temple says, "God save the queen!" and pulls the trigger.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over. Soon there is blood oozing from everywhere: his stomach, his legs, his neck, his sides, his chest, everywhere.

It's an appalling sight and the chief screams, "What are you doing?!?"

The New Yorker looks over at the chief and sneers, "So much for your canoe, Jerk!"