I fart, He farts, She farts, YOU fart, we all are farting!
Strike the Fart
I was not the one who committed the foul act but it was my brother who was walking beside me who did. We were walking back to my vehicle getting ready to leave from the picket line for the day. As we were on our way we had to walk directly in front of the plant manager of the place we were on strike against. It is worth while to mention that this plant manager is an ass crack too. Anyway as we were passing my brother stopped and turned his back to him. He bent over and ripped this gigantic fart right in the man's face. It was very loud, long and even though we were outside incredibly smelly!
Everyone that was there witnessed this. Even though the plant manager in question is tremeandously disliked it was nevertheless an embarassing moment for me.There were about fifty people there and everyone was laughing and jeering my brother to do it again. I ordered him into the truck and we left quickly.
It will be interesting to see how this plant manager will treat us when this strike is over and we return to work. Matts