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Sleep farting
Apparently I sleep fart, and I'm aware of it because the spark in my life says I do it all the time, plus sometimes it's so loud I wake up.
Does anyone else sleep fart?
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Permalink Reply by Breaking Wind on -
I probably do but have the luxury of a snoring dog.
You wake up? You might consider an overnight sleep study. That would blow their minds.
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Permalink Reply by Lisa on -
My boyfriend sleep-farted while we were on vacation, and it was so bad I had to leave the room and sit in the hotel lobby. An hour later the aroma lingered....got a new boyfriend.
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Permalink Reply by sasshayy on
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I sleep fart all the time. Being single it makes for a lot of embarrassment when meeting a new man. It also always wakes me up, immediately thinking "Did I just fart?" It's always me not them. Sigh.
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Permalink Reply by Renee Guenette on
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I do ALL the time! I'm always waking myself up from sleep farting and giggling at it still half asleep!
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Permalink Reply by Renee Guenette on
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oh and ive heard my 5 year old rip one in her sleep lots! lol ill go upstairs and check on her to see if shes sleeping and she will look peaceful and all of a sudden pffffft! one of the very long and loud ones! LMAO
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Permalink Reply by Rebecca Cage on
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I don't sleep fart but my BFF's mom sure does. We were at a convention and one night at the hotel she blew one off that sounded like an atomic bomb exploded across the room. It was freakin hilarious!!!!!
Renee Guenette said:oh and ive heard my 5 year old rip one in her sleep lots! lol ill go upstairs and check on her to see if shes sleeping and she will look peaceful and all of a sudden pffffft! one of the very long and loud ones! LMAO
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Permalink Reply by Renee Guenette on
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LMAO Rebecca! Next time you spend a night with your BFFs mom...get a video recorder or camera and record her every once in awhile just in case she does it again!!! :D Thats what i would do!! :D
Rebecca Cage said:I don't sleep fart but my BFF's mom sure does. We were at a convention and one night at the hotel she blew one off that sounded like an atomic bomb exploded across the room. It was freakin hilarious!!!!!
Renee Guenette said:oh and ive heard my 5 year old rip one in her sleep lots! lol ill go upstairs and check on her to see if shes sleeping and she will look peaceful and all of a sudden pffffft! one of the very long and loud ones! LMAO
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