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Yesterday, I was attending the lighting of a Christmas tree in Knoxville,TN at the Thompson Boling Arena.  I was going in and all of a sudden, I needed to take a dump.  I went into the nearest restroom and went to sit down on the toilet.  I only let a small toot followed by a drop of a dumpload of poop.  While I was still on the john, someone at the nearest urinal cracked a loud fart, then left.  I giggled to myself.  Then, someone came in to the stall next to where I was, sat down and let go an orchestra of farts along with the poopfest.  It stunk a little and it was all I could do from laughingi out loud.

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I can relate to you,  going to shit in a puplic restroom is a hoot!!  it happend to me in a JCPenny restroom. the one stall was taken and i took the other and the guy next to me was busting ass and dumping and the acustics in a public restoom are awsome. the i let out a wet shit and runny fart, then he followed with another barage of farts & turds, then it was my turn again. it was like we had our own competition going on. i almost fell on the floor laughing

 

LMAO!!! Too funny!

That is the funniest thins I have ever read on the Internet.

assblaster said:

I can relate to you,  going to shit in a puplic restroom is a hoot!!  it happend to me in a JCPenny restroom. the one stall was taken and i took the other and the guy next to me was busting ass and dumping and the acustics in a public restoom are awsome. the i let out a wet shit and runny fart, then he followed with another barage of farts & turds, then it was my turn again. it was like we had our own competition going on. i almost fell on the floor laughing

 

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