Hello all! I am Farty McGas-Blaster. My first contribution to these annals of fart fame is the story of how I found ifarted.com.   A few minutes earlier, I was bored with all my other forms of entertainment and was looking for something to do with my search engine.  Whilst browsing the different interesting websites, I unleashed a monstrous cloud of horrendous stench, which my witnesses (roommate and cat) assure you was of the foulest quality. It still lingers as i write this. Just for kicks and grins, I decided to type "I farted" in the search bar.  And voila! It has led me to this site and I am happy to be here, because I have a lot of fart stories to share.