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Today I was hanging out at my friends house and I passed out between the two of them on the couch ( both are guys and I'm a girl).
My b.c pills have been making me gassy lately so ad I passed out I farted on one of them... I accidentally scared myself and jumped at the moment of me farting.
By the time I opened my eyes.. Both of my friends were laughing their asses off asking WTF just happened and If I really did just fart in my sleep.
I felt so embarrassed for the rest of the day...
Did this happen to you? If so, let me hear your stories. :p

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Permalink Reply by sasshayy on July 31, 2011 at 6:30pm

All girls/women fart in their sleep. It's because we hold them in all day!

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Permalink Reply by Ben on December 18, 2011 at 4:43pm

All girls/women fart period, where they like to admit to it or not. I'm sure the women's restroom is also another place where the farts rip as well.

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Permalink Reply by bootybox 24 on April 20, 2012 at 4:00pm

Lol. I've been in that situation before, only I didn't wake up. One night, my boyfriend and I were asleep. I think I ate red beans and rice that night for dinner, so I felt gassy. OMG! I didn't realize that it would so bad, but I couldn't stop farting that night. He was asleep, so I wasn't sure how much it affected him, but I was so embarrassed. We're used to doing it around each other, but that night I was embarrassed of the smell! It was lethal! lol. The next day, I apologize to him. One of my fart horror stories.