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 The Grocery StoreThe farter is a real rascal. He likes to leave a really nasty Silent but deadly fart, in one aisle, then quickly leave into the next aisle.… Started by Breaking Wind |
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Nov 9, 2011 Reply by Farty McGas-Blaster |
 when and where...when i was a younger, all of the familys when to the same catholic mass on sunday, all of us guys would go up stairs to the balcony where t… Started by assblaster |
0 | Oct 5, 2011 |
The seat warmer fartNothing worse then getting into a cold car. Nothing warms the seat as fast as a fart. Started by Bob A |
0 | Aug 28, 2011 |
The elevator fartUsed to use this when I was a messenger. If I was the only one in the elevator I would fart right before the doors opened at the first floo… Started by Bob A |
0 | Aug 28, 2011 |
 Sleep fartingApparently I sleep fart, and I'm aware of it because the spark in my life says I do it all the time, plus sometimes it's so loud I wake up.… Started by Fart Zilla |
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Jul 14, 2011 Reply by Renee Guenette |
The S'cuse MeThis rare fart excuses itself as it is farted. It is about as close to words as a fart can get. The sound it makes is like a little soft wh… Started by Breaking Wind |
0 | Jan 30, 2011 |
The Star Spangled BannerThis is one of the few farts that can bring tears to people's eyes and lumps to their throats and otherwise get them all stirred up. Started by Breaking Wind |
0 | Jan 30, 2011 |
The InterrogativeStarts out low and rises in pitch toward its conclusion. Sounds like your ass is asking a question! Started by Breaking Wind |
0 | Jan 30, 2011 |
The French FartSaid to be the most beautiful of farts. Usually in a minor key, soft and musical with many half tones. Any long, drawn-out far that seems b… Started by Breaking Wind |
0 | Jan 30, 2011 |
The Executive FartA very loud fart by a very important person is an executive fart. It is either sharp or flat, somewhat off key but otherwise a very busines… Started by Breaking Wind |
0 | Jan 30, 2011 |
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