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The Vain Person

One who loves the smell of his own farts.

Started by Breaking Wind

1 Sep 12, 2012
Reply by President T Toilet

New application for the phrase 'God bless you'

God bless you is a common english expression addressed to a person after they sneeze. Why not also after they fart. A sneeze, and a fart ar…

Started by Fart Hansen

0 Jul 13, 2012

The Pervert

Loves to smell other people's farts  Usually hangs out in bathrooms. Can also be found as a yes-man to an executive. When the executive far…

Started by Farty McGas-Blaster

0 Nov 9, 2011

Railroad Slob

This person doesn't bother to check his or her underwear to see if that last fart left a stain - and doesn't seem to care when there is a s…

Started by Breaking Wind

0 Jan 30, 2011

The Over-Analyzer

This person can detail the last three meals you have had by dissecting the smell from your farts.

Started by Breaking Wind

0 Jan 30, 2011

Big Bully

Prevents you from leaving after dropping his or her ass in close proximity.

Started by Breaking Wind

0 Jan 30, 2011

The Fresh Guy

This guy jumps in front of you and farts without remorse.

Started by Breaking Wind

0 Jan 30, 2011

Smart Alec

The guy who drops SBDs in the presence of ladies.

Started by Breaking Wind

0 Jan 30, 2011

The Bruiser

One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt cheeks.     

Started by Breaking Wind

0 Jan 30, 2011

The Sensitive Person

One who farts and then bursts into tears

Started by Breaking Wind

0 Jan 30, 2011

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