My husband turned away in a vain attempt to hide his snide grin. My grandfather must have had his hearing aid on because he looked over at us as if wondering if we heard it. Luckily, we couldn't smell it.

I think granny farts would be quite rank because they eat a lot of icecream, potpies, and saltwater taffy. She also has a tendency to describe the aroma of my grandfather's escapades in the bathroom. Even to total strangers.

Never a dull moment at the old people's home.