| Name | Post |
| Kaokin | This site rocks Keep it goin guys
Here's 1 for the list: Oh you RAUNCHY basterd
Any one like Final Fantasy 7 8 or 9
O and my email is Kaokin2002@yahoo.com |
| Marcy | These farts are ALL fake, and not the least bit funny. DUH |
| John stickle | I have heard louder farts from my fish!!!!! |
| I can do it 4 reel | Hope it wuz a ring stinger u big FAKE!!! |
| Jajobby and jakaka marley | Kak is all i can say. |
| ASSBLASTER | One word...PATHETIC |
| -Alex- | Advice: try not to let it rip so close to the mic you get better quality if the mic isn't directly pointed at your ass, cause the sound wave from the fart makes it all staticy inside of the mic and it just doesn't sound as good... |
| [anon] | You suck |
| Dustin | My 2 year old sister is better than that |
| Shane "I'm gay" Graeme | You've made my arse hurt too!!! I'm also a lazy bastard and my farts smell and sound much better than that little effort. Call yourself a good farter...... |
| SHawN the fart man | That was sooo fake you must get your fart hole examined |
| Christina | That was sooo fake |
| Big Hole | That was so ugly my butt got scared and i blew a hole in my pants. I don't mean a small one!! |
| Drew | You need to go to fart school. LOSER!!!! |
| Hello, it's me, yo daddy! | U suck |
| Hello, it's me, yo daddy! | U suck |
| BIG STINKA | That was the most fake thing ever,that,or u need help yo learn how to fart.It`s o.k i used to have the same probelm |
| BIG STINKA | That was the most fake thing ever,that,or u need help yo learn how to fart.It`s o.k i used to have the same probelm |
| Lianne B. | What a fake fart. I can fart soooooooooooo much better. |
| Lianne B. | What a fake fart. I can fart soooooooooooo much better. |
| Fart Expert | Wowee that was a big fart |
| Fart Expert | Wowee that was a big fart |
| ASSBURPER | That wuz FAKE AS HELL! |
| ASSBURPER | That wuz FAKE AS HELL! |
| Andrew Braidford | I bet that stunk as much as i do |
| Andrew Braidford | I bet that stunk as much as i do |
| Fart POO Gas | OK THAT WAS SO FAKE |
| Fart POO Gas | OK THAT WAS SO FAKE |
| PHARTMAN | HEARTY AND ROBUST! |
| PHARTMAN | HEARTY AND ROBUST! |
| Gaseious Defuser | I think you need to put more spit in between the flaps of the whoopie cushion next time. There's a good amount of 'ass'umed wetness, but it still sounds FAKE! |
| Gaseious Defuser | I think you need to put more spit in between the flaps of the whoopie cushion next time. There's a good amount of 'ass'umed wetness, but it still sounds FAKE! |
| Fart amplifier | Dudey fart i could'nt stop
listening to i was so
intreged i saved it to the
favorites |
| Fart amplifier | Dudey fart i could'nt stop
listening to i was so
intreged i saved it to the
favorites |
| Um yeah! | Umm can we say... woopie cushion! |
| Um yeah! | Umm can we say... woopie cushion! |
| Stinky hole | I know that was probably painful because i farted like that after school and it hurt my bum hole |
| Stinky hole | I know that was probably painful because i farted like that after school and it hurt my bum hole |
| Bigmondo | My boy Mitch can do a lot better than that and hes
My son Mitch can do better than that and so can our goldfish
|
| Bigmondo | My boy Mitch can do a lot better than that and hes
My son Mitch can do better than that and so can our goldfish
|
| World | That was the lamest thing I ever heard! Too short, too dry, too EVERYTHING! I can do MUCH better than that--and I'm a beginner! Boo!!! |
| World | That was the lamest thing I ever heard! Too short, too dry, too EVERYTHING! I can do MUCH better than that--and I'm a beginner! Boo!!! |
| Chuck | My dogs fart sounds better than yours |
| Chuck | My dogs fart sounds better than yours |
| People who fluff are really cool | Ohh leaky |
| People who fluff are really cool | Ohh leaky |
| People who fluff are really cool | Ohh leaky |
| People who fluff are really cool | Ohh leaky |
| Dusty ass | That sucks, my cats have better farts than that |
| Dusty ass | That sucks, my cats have better farts than that |
| Flatula | Did your eyes bulge from the strain? |
| Flatula | Did your eyes bulge from the strain? |
| [anon] | Bulls---! This Fart blows (no pun intended) |
| [anon] | Bulls---! This Fart blows (no pun intended) |
| Sqidgey wet ones r us | Cool fart!!! you coulda flown round the room with that one! |
| Sqidgey wet ones r us | Cool fart!!! you coulda flown round the room with that one! |
| Brett | Um.. Even a whoopie cushion would'nt take credit for such a phoney fart. I think whoever submitted this fart needs a lecture on fart ethics... never fake a fart. It's sacrilige |
| Brett | Um.. Even a whoopie cushion would'nt take credit for such a phoney fart. I think whoever submitted this fart needs a lecture on fart ethics... never fake a fart. It's sacrilige |
| FARTMASTER:):(~<:>~~~~~<:3>~~~~~ | ~*~ COME ON!! THAT WAS THE FAKEST THING IN THE WORLD!!! I AGREEE. WHOOPIE CUSHION. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS LAME,GAY AND RETARDED. U DID AS BAD AS JUDD!~*~ |
| FARTMASTER:):(~<:>~~~~~<:3>~~~~~ | ~*~ COME ON!! THAT WAS THE FAKEST THING IN THE WORLD!!! I AGREEE. WHOOPIE CUSHION. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS LAME,GAY AND RETARDED. U DID AS BAD AS JUDD!~*~ |
| Me | What you did that with your mouth |
| Me | What you did that with your mouth |
| Krissy | Even sicker i was just surfing then i see i farted.com and..... and yes it sounds very FAKE! they are all fake i sepose..... |
| Krissy | Even sicker i was just surfing then i see i farted.com and..... and yes it sounds very FAKE! they are all fake i sepose..... |
| My ass itches | Are you people serios! oh I get it. that was supposed to suck and it was also supposed to be fake sounding. HA HA Not Funny that was totally lame, No offense |
| My ass itches | Are you people serios! oh I get it. that was supposed to suck and it was also supposed to be fake sounding. HA HA Not Funny that was totally lame, No offense |
| Sue a.k.a "pooey" | You should hear mine |
| Sue a.k.a "pooey" | You should hear mine |
| Buttay | That had to hurt |
| Buttay | That had to hurt |
| Fart Master Blaster | What a fucking fake fart |
| Fart Master Blaster | What a fucking fake fart |
| Any of mine are better than yours | Lame... that is all i have to say |
| Any of mine are better than yours | Lame... that is all i have to say |
| Fat stinky granny | Too much air,it's gotta have TONE,like air
banging around in a drum. Drink more booze. |
| Fat stinky granny | Too much air,it's gotta have TONE,like air
banging around in a drum. Drink more booze. |
| Kyle Coetzer | It was poor |
| Kyle Coetzer | It was poor |
| Lamo | Totally fake that was lame!!
|
| Lamo | Totally fake that was lame!!
|
| Ben fart master | Thats un healthy |
| Ben fart master | Thats un healthy |
| Mike | I can make farting sounds with my mouth to!! |
| Mike | I can make farting sounds with my mouth to!! |
| Mr. Bill | Why am I wasting my time listening to farts?
Oh yeah,
Humor!
Oh yeah. hahaha! Farts. I get it. It's a joke! I get jokes! |
| Mr. Bill | Why am I wasting my time listening to farts?
Oh yeah,
Humor!
Oh yeah. hahaha! Farts. I get it. It's a joke! I get jokes! |
| SHARON MATTHEWS COURTNEY HEIN AND ANNA JONES | OOPS I CRAPPED MY PANTS, FROM LAUGHING AT THESE! |
| SHARON MATTHEWS COURTNEY HEIN AND ANNA JONES | OOPS I CRAPPED MY PANTS, FROM LAUGHING AT THESE! |
| Kim | Sounded abit like one of mine |
| Kim | Sounded abit like one of mine |
| Master of the ass | I SMELL THE SICKLY SMELL OF............................F A K E N E S S |
| Master of the ass | I SMELL THE SICKLY SMELL OF............................F A K E N E S S |
| Brown pants | Good but too rushed. |
| Brown pants | Good but too rushed. |
| Grung The Flatulent | Love to comment but...all your sound files come up "invalid".
How about simplifying your site so that ALL people can access it and not just the elitist, upper class, snobby, fat cats whose farts don't stink and who can afford up to date computers.
Com |
| Grung The Flatulent | Love to comment but...all your sound files come up "invalid".
How about simplifying your site so that ALL people can access it and not just the elitist, upper class, snobby, fat cats whose farts don't stink and who can afford up to date computers.
Come the revolution and they'll be the first against the wall and be subjected to good working class, Guiness guzzling, curry and chips eating farts that'll knock 'em dead from 100 yards. Oooh, it makes me so mad I want to do a big loud fart at you all..... |
| Stinky bastard | You ought to have that examined. Something ain't right. |
| Stinky bastard | You ought to have that examined. Something ain't right. |
| Hhhh | Hhhhhhhh |
| Hhhh | Hhhhhhhh |
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