I Fart, She Farts, He Farted, we are all farting! Jokes, Humor.

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May 09, 2008
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I Fart, She Farts, He Farted, we are all farting! Jokes, Humor.

Centuries of human technological development have brought us to this place and time, where we can communicate across great distances in fractions of a second, sending words, thoughts, emotions, pictures, and sound. The staff of IFarted.com is very proud to present to you today, through state-of-the-art technology:The Library of Air.

True, there are other web sites with sound files, but they just slap up a page with a bring of links to the sounds. We think that's rather crude. We're different. We want you to enjoy each and every fart for its beauty... its heritage... its culture. Our goal is to provide you with the detail you need to let you imagination be set free... to get you closer to the feeling that you're not just listening to a fart over a computer, but that you're actually experiencing the fart yourself. We want to paint a picture of each fart so vividly that you can actually smell it yourself. Then, and only then, can you truely appreciate the farts that we are about to present to you.

Rating	Entry / Donator / File Size
	Almost fell from chair -- donated by Judd. (11k)
	Amped -- donated by Jimbo. (9k)
	Bud-Weis-Blaaaah -- donated by Bud. (31k)
	Famous 'I fart in your general direction'! -- donated by AnyNonyMouse. (28k)
	Here we go! -- donated by ManDaMan. (25k)
	I Did It -- donated by Beatrice. (20k)
	Speak to me! -- donated by Aaron. (21k)
	Squeeze to Please -- donated by Timmothy. (28k)